Zombie Pumpkins!

THE FUNNY SITE OF THE DAY -- ''Unspeakable horrors rise from the pumpkin patch to paralyze the living! ... They come with a bloodthirsty lust for human flesh and candy corn!''

Observe that forboding warning from the Zombie Pumpkins Web site, where free, but truly ghouly, pumpkin-carving patterns are on display and available for downloading. There's Demon Goat, Old Hag, Evil Clown, Devil Gargoyle, and more.

On the lighter side, joke up your jack-o-lanterns with Homer Simpson, Herman Munster, ''Ghostbusters''' Slimer, ''Star Wars''' Yoda, Edward Scissorhands, "A Nightmare Before Christmas,'' ''Pirates of the Caribbean,'' ''Lord of the Rings,'' ''The Incredible Hulk,'' KISS' Gene Simmons, and Ozzy Osbourne.

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