Great Vomits of the 20th Century

THE FUNNY SITE OF THE DAY -- ''I come from a long line of barfers. On long car trips, my family stopped as often to throw-up as they would to pee. My Dad collected the little bags that the airlines provided, 'Just in case.' He used them to take his lunch to work because, 'The food was going to end up in there anyway.' My aunt tossed her cookies at her second wedding. These days we provide all brides in our family with something borrowed, something blue, and a hanky to wipe off her shoes.''

Ahh, the family that spews together, sprays together. It's heart-warming, ain't it? Toxic Custard tosses numerous tales of ralph to give you good cheer and hope on this New Year's Eve. Eat tons of beets, drink buckets of orange juice, and get it on!
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