THE FUNNY SITE OF THE DAY -- The Paris Hilton fame puzzle of his generation, Mr. T, treats his mother right in this rap performance from some unintentionally mesmerizing and ridiculous 1984 video, "Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool!" The clip, presented by IFILM, features fashion trendsetter Monsieur T barking from his disturbing hot pants, "Remember when you put down one mother, you puttin' down mothers all over the world." And then he's killing us harshly with his song in a way only a mother could love.

Watch: Mr. T's Rap Song: "Treat Your Mother Right"
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