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05/21/99
Updated: 07/08/01

Good Heavens!
Daily horoscopes, promised by "Zug" and seer John Hargrave.

A sample vision:

"Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You should take steps today to get your name legally changed to 'Wild Thang.' Then whenever someone plays the song, you can stand up and bow."

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