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08/24/99
The Quotations of Chairman Groucho
The one, the only Groucho Marx is remembered through his snarky words and wisdom. Dozens
of quips and anecdotes from his performances and life are presented, including:
"As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce, and so will my wife."
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."
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