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Hundred More Commandments |
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A Funny Site of
the Day with Mike Durrett
"An updated list of things which the creator of the universe will smite you for if
you prove to be nasty in Her sight," says Steven William Rimmer of Alchemy Mindworks.
The 100 new
commandments include "Thou shalt not make offerings unto the false gods of perfect
hair, increased lung capacity or one percent body fat," "Thou shalt not walk
barefoot in packing peanuts," and "Thou shalt not snore in 6/8 time."
Be forewarned the
material may prick some sensibilities and there is a bit of artistic nudity on this page
of "supplemental commandments for the nineties."
 One Hundred More Commandments
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