The Funny Site of the Day -- During my happ'nin' curly-haired, mustachioed youth, imagine my chagrin when folks mistook me for TV's Gabe Kaplan and I wasn't wearing a costume. Now, you can feel my pain with an actual Welcome Back Kotter look-alike kit. Or be Chuck Gong Show Barris, Robert Baretta Blake, "Tattoo," the Village People biker, Atari's Asteroid Game, Rubik's Cube, and others.

It's a classic Halloween article with special thanks to RetroCRUSH for reopening my wounds.

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Pictured: Good Halloween costumes! It can be done! Photo by David Bohrer / The White House via Getty Images.

The Funny Site of the Day -- The New York Times says Tom Arma is "the most published baby photographer in the world."

At his site, numerous collections of adorable infants dressed in masquerade costumes are displayed. Click the thumbnail snapshots to see larger images of the Baby Birds, Imaginary Safari, Fruity Cuties, Baby Bugs, Kiddens, Water Babies, Please Save the Animals, Jingle Babies, Funny Farm, Little Grown-Ups, Zodiac Babies, Mamiferos, and Diapersaurs exhibits.

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Photo: Not sure if this is a Tom Arma costumed baby, but it gives you the idea. Credit: Photodisc / Getty Images.

The Funny Site of the Day -- An ongoing mission to present the nut-worthy noteworthies from the online flea market known as eBay. Says the weird eBay lister, "You'll find descriptions of some of eBay's most original, creative and just plain weird auctions."

Check it out. I've got to hurry and bid on these actual items. Christmas will be here before we know it....

• Used Boobs
• Michael Jackson's Nose
• Bag of Cat Hair
• Used Outhouse, Two-Seater
• Sasquatch on Toast
• Fart in a Jar
• Sandwich Bag With a Hole
• Antique Glass Eyes
• A Packing Peanut
• Slightly Used Body Bag
• Haunted Midol Bottle

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Michael Jackson photo by Dave Hogan / Getty Images.

The Funny Site of the Day -- I telecommute from home, so I don't have to test my stress. I'm angry all of the time AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!

Dumb cat.

Fix your own lunch.

AND TURN OFF THAT BELL INSIDE THE LITTLE BALL, WILL YA? I'M WORKING HERE!!

Dumb cat.

Sheesh.

But, if I were employed at an office environment, I'd be much more relaxed. Here, I'll show you...

Cubicle Freakout is an online stress analyzer to determine how you cope in the workplace. There's a time limit for you to demonstrate the level of your rage, loathing, euphoria, or suck-upiness, suck-up.

Click on the gent, the computer monitor, or the various objects on his desk in whatever fashion you deem suitable. You are being watched -- probably by a [dripping sarcasm] boss [/dripping sarcasm] -- and you will be scored.

I took the test, presented by Eyegas, moments ago. My results:

Rating: Nutter. Take the rest of the day off. The Internet has told you to.

Score for Destruction: 60%
Score for Throw Distance: 100%
Overall Score: 80%

See, I'm feeling better already.

Dumb cat.

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