Don Knotts - Mayberry and Beyond

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The great comedian, deservedly beloved as Deputy Barney Fife on "The Andy Griffith Show," is nicely idolized in career photographs and commentary at Don Knotts - Mayberry and Beyond. Additionally, some tongue-in-cheek humor spices up the proceedings, presented by Creepy, Disturbing, Consumer Clown Productions™. Find Knotts' movie recommendations and reviews, plus a batch of Barneyism sound bites.

Providing special enjoyment is "Barney's Fiefdom," located by clicking the "Mayberry" link in the site's navigation column. Here, the major characters of the Fife TV series are summed up in haikus. For example, barber Floyd Lawson (Howard McNear):

"Ooooh, oooh, oooh, ooooooh, oooh
Ummm, oooh, oooooooh, um, say, ummm, uh
Get in chair, Andy"

Learn all about Mayberry Action Figures, including a cheesecake pin-up of Wonder Womanish Aunt Bee and Goober kinda Judy, Judy, Judy!

And there's much to learn from The History of Don Knotts' Career time line:

"1966: British rock band, the Rolling Stones, release hit single "Under My Thumb." Idle chatter starts to surface that Mick Jagger is actually the illegitimate son of Don Knotts. Rumors never verified, but resemblance uncanny."

Don Knotts - Mayberry and Beyond