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by Mike Durrett

The Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time
Sports Hollywood presents a lengthy page of embarrassments and stupidity. Here are some warm-ups:

• "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." --Jason Kidd
• "You guys line up alphabetically by height." --Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
• "As I remember it, the bases were loaded." --Baseball player Garry Maddox, asked his reaction to hitting a grand slam

Who writes for these people? Dorf?

The major sports are all represented with quotations, plus there are special sections devoted to Jerry Coleman and Yogi Berra.

Be advised there is some adult content sprinkled among the remarks, including the unfortunate inclusion of Allen Iverson's rap lyrics to "40 Bars."