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The Funny Site of the Day June 26, 2001

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by Mike Durrett

eGad
The World's Online Junk Bin.

Looking for Trash, Detritus, Chaff, Crud, Computers, Flim-Flam, Rubbish, Compost, Dross, Offal, Whatnot? "Over 4 million items no one wants" are up for grabs at eGad, "Your Personal Fleecing Community."

From "Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Fun," a spoof of eBay and online auction services, darn the luck. I want to bid on the Clutter and Tepid Picks, such as the "Remains of Lou Costello," currently $38.50 ... a "Stick," $21.33 ... "Ellipses... year's supply," $3.00. ...