2000 About.com Humor Feature Articles ...
12/25/00
- Stocking Surfers
Your cyber stocking (a k a computer) overflows, stuffed full of holiday packages worth
making the trip around the Net to unwrap: "The Wrong Chimney" Webtoons,
"Beat-up Santa" slap-fest, "Santarchy," plus "The Christmas Tree
Game" and "Flyin' Elves" game.
12/18/00
- Santa's Naughty List
Check out these sites Mr. Claus is not too pleased with: "Twisted Christmas"
carols, "Silent (But Deadly) Night" flatulent elves, "Nasty Santa"
Webtoons, "The Wrath of Santa" and "Put a Cap in Santa and Frosty"
games, plus "Jesus vs. Elvis" and "Cruel Curses."
12/11/00
- Elf (and Other Christmas) Games
Big fun with Santa's mischievous sidekicks, including "Elf Bowling" and its
sequel, "Elf Bowling 2: Elves in Paradise," plus "How Zorak Stole
X-Mas," and "X-Mas: Santa's Rein," also previous favorites "The Santa
Simulator" and "Santa Panic."
12/04/00
- Reindeer (and Other Christmas) Games
Putting the season into play with "Rudolph's Nose Job," "Holiday
Hijinks," "The Reindeer Game," "Santa's Sleigh," "Santa's
Cows," "Rudy Saves Christmas" and "Rudolph Remixed."
11/27/00
- Insanity Claus: Santa Goes Nuts
Is Santa ready for a rubber room? Visit "Santa Catch Presents" game, "Santa
and the Little Green Wrapper," "Christmas Jokes," "Santa the
Spokesman," "Christina Aguilera's XXXmas," "Elves in Black" and
"Mr. T vs. Santa."
11/20/00
- Humor Erotica 3
Hot treats: "Chairlie's Angels," "Nipple Addition Surgery,"
"Prawnography," "Mantit," "Treasury of Geriatric Erotica,"
"Tickle Me Fabio" and "Live Nude Cats."
11/13/00
- More Humor Erotica
Make a date with these ticklers: "Gene Simmons' Celebrity Bedroom,"
"Buster Bra's Shootin' Gallery," "The Lick'o'rama," "Am I Hot or
Not?" "Monkey Hot or Not?" "Janet Reno's Girly Dance" and
"Playdog."
11/06/00
- Humor Erotica
The anatomically incorrect, sensual and silly pleasures (cold showers may vary):
"Dolls Gone Wild" featuring Darbie and Kent, "Magic 8-Nipple,"
"Mammary Memory," "Vintage Robot Porn," "Naked News,"
"The Eroticat Homepage" and "The Nipple Server."
10/30/00
- More Halloween Howls
"Frequently Asked Questions: Halloween," "Turning Tricks," "Scary
Jokes," "Scooby-Doo Games," "Melvin and Jenkin's Guide to
Halloween," and "The Ultimate Bad Candy Web Page."
10/23/00
- Halloween Howls
Sinisterly silly sites: "Scary, Scary Sounds for Halloween: A New CD from Martha
Stewart Living," "Pumpkin Carver III," "Book of Spells,"
"Rott-O-Lantern," "Storytime With Satan," "Stress Relief Aquarium
6.66" and "Elvira Monster Smash."
10/16/00
- Wacky Web Cartoons 5
Series and specials now showing inside your computer: "Senior House,"
"Plymptonia," "Starship Regulars," "Mr. Wong," "Fatty
Big Eye," "The Jack 'n' Jim Project" and "The Adventures of Jesus and
His Brothers."
10/09/00 - Wacky Web Cartoons 4
Computer animations and series: "JoeFish," "Dilbert,"
"Creamburg" and "Dr. Science."
10/02/00 - More Fall Cleaning
Seven laughable leftover sites: "Funny and Odd Photographs," "The
Soul-Mate Server," "Fertnel Snak Corporation," "The Absent-Minded
Waiter," "Star Warz Gangsta Rap," "Movie-A-Minute" and "The
Idiot File."
09/25/00 - Fall Cleaning
"Back-to-School Cootie Central," "The Hazzard County Driver's Test,"
Tim Burton's "Stainboy," "Horrorscopes" from The Daily Nonsense,
"Dare for Dollars," "Home Rorschach Inkblot Test" and
"BarneyFife.com."
09/18/00 - Olympics 2000 Humor
Celebrating the games: "The 100 Meter Trivia Contest," "Britney Sings 'The
National Anthem,'" "Silly 2000," "2000 Olympics Cartoons,"
"2000 Senior Olympics," Dave Barry on the Olympics and "Could You Be a
Contender?"
09/11/00 - Second Anniversary Favorites
Remembering: "Jim Carrey: Warrior Princess," "Big Green
Button," "Truth or Tabloid," "Agnes," "Dr. Mango's Nude
Celebrity Thumbnails," "The Joesterizer 10 Speed Frog Bender 2000" and
"The William Shatner Acting Simulator."
09/04/00 - Celebrity Sitings 2
Star searching: "Bob Saget Undone," "Ellen DeGeneres American Tour
2000," "D. L. Hughley's Let Me Holler @ Ya," "Celebrity
Smoothie," "Faces," "I'm a Coal Man" (James Brown) and
"Driveways of the Rich and Famous."
08/28/00 - Campaign Y2K
Vote for silliness with these funny sites: "Hip Styles Vend-o-matic,"
"Capitol Ill," "Nail Bush," "Election 2000 Humor Top 10
Lists," "Clinton Chronicles," "Pottyticians" and "Campaign
2000 Cartoons."
08/21/00 - Insult Assault
Sites to get your laughter rolling or blood boiling: "Don Rickles Straight
Up," "The World's Worst Insult Comic," "The Insulter,"
"Triumph the Insult Dog Comic," "Insults 101," "Virtual Design
Voodoo Doll" and "The Bickersons."
08/14/00
- Musical Stares
Toe-tapping sites: "The Britney Spears Song Generator," "Kid
Napster," "Turntables," "The Fart Waffle," "Hello Muddah,
Hello Faddah" by Allan Sherman and "Kissthisguy.com: The Archive of Misheard
Lyrics."
08/07/00 - My Boss Is on Vacation Week
Why bother with a theme? Enjoy these sites: "The Virtual Boss,"
"Trailer Park Page," "Crazy Drunk Guy," "Weakly Blurbs,"
"Fashion for the Evil Doer," "The Smurf Conspiracy." and "Choose
Your Own Damn Harry Potter Adventure."
07/31/00 - Wacky Web Cartoons 3
That's NOT All, Folks! More online animation shows: "Marvin the
Martian," "Li'l Green Men," "Poker Night," "Clear,"
"Sister Randy," "The Fusco Brothers" and "Lil' Pimp."
07/24/00 - Wacky Web Cartoons 2
Computer cartoon carnival: "Internet Killed the Video Star," "The God and
Devil Show," "Undercover Brother," "Admission: Impossible 2,"
"Hoola Boy," "This Modern World" and "Hidden Celebrity
Webcam."
07/17/00 - Wacky Web Cartoons
Animation created for the Net: "Googly and Spiffy," "Thugs on Film,"
"Like, News," "Live and Let Dive" ("Lemmings"), "Hard
Drinkin' Lincoln," "The Elvis and Jack Nicklaus Mysteries" and "Joe
Paradise."
07/10/00 - Multimedia: Movies and Mirth
Online comedy video movies, previews, cartoons, shorts, TV shows: "AtomFilms,"
"Like Television," "Live on the Net," "MovieFlix,"
"IMDb Movie Trailers," "Jurassic Punk" and "George Lucas in
Love."
07/03/00 - Sound Advice 2
More nifty nutty noise from "WAV Events," "WAV Rider's Wave Page,"
"TV Sound Shack," "My Fave WAVs," "Krazywavs,"
"Timeless TV Tunes" and "Tidalwavs."
06/26/00
- Sound Advice
Killer audio comedy, sound bites and effects from "Cartoon Sounds,"
"The .WAV Collection," "Insane WAVs," "The WAV Place,"
"SoundResource.NET" and "'A Night at the Opera' Sights and Sounds."
06/19/00
- Cool Fun in the Summertime
Silly sites (cool for every season): "Butts Across America," "Glam Name
Generator," "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire: The Spin-offs," "Squirrel
Fishing," "Museum of Dirt," "Polly and Esther" and "Sign
Language."
06/12/00
- Father's Week
"World According to Homer Simpson," "Adam@Home, "Modern Father's
Day Cards," "Center for Fathering Top 10 List," "TV Single Dads
Hall of Fame," and humorists Sam Harper and Bob Schwartz.
06/05/00
- Humor Daily Surprise! Grab Bag
A variety of sites: "World of Sweaters," "Cheese-O-Matic,"
"Virtual Yes Man," "Animal Crackers" by Fred Wagner, "Speeding
Excuse Machine," "Dumb Laws" and "Olgaine With Minostridil" nasal
hair restorer.
05/29/00
- Toys 2
Yay! More diversions: "Virtual Caffeine," "The Day After -- Virtual
Hangover," "Chat Room Bingo," "Macaroni Art Game," "Alcohol
and Ammo," "Toy Builder" and "Do You Want Flies With That?"
05/22/00
- Toys
Online time killers and playthings: "Fluff the Kitty," "Web Economy BS
Generator," "The Random Bar Joke Generator," "Insult-O-Tron,"
"Crash Test Dumbass," "Al Gore Emotion Simulator" and "
"Just Shut Up!"
05/15/00
- We Do Windows
Seven Humor Daily Surprise funny sites of the day booting and rebooting Bill Gates and
the kids at Microsoft, our contributions to "The Gates of Hell," an About Comedy
Guides special.
05/08/00
- Mother's Week
Saluting Mumsy with funny sites, from comic "Momma" to "The Lighter
Side of Breastfeeding" to observational parenting humor by Linda M. Sharp, Erma
Bombeck, Cathy Morelli, Susan Kawa and Lori Borgman.
05/01/00
- Funny Games 2
Lose your marbles? Play these games: "The Heckler," "Chicken and
Eggs," "Operation: Keith Richards Detox Edition," "Who Wants to Dunk a
Millionaire," "Courage Codebreaker," "Sissyfight 2000" and
"Chez Bugs."
04/24/00
- That's Gross 2!
Say, "Eww!:" "The Original Joe Forman Micro-Gerbil 2001,"
"Recycle Dog," "Tug-O-Elian" (Gonzalez), "The Guys vs. the Girls
Burping Contest," "Farts.com," "'South Park' Toons" and the
"Urinating Chimp."
04/17/00
- Read My Quips
Quotations sites: "Deep Thoughts by Elmer Fudd," "Quotes from Roger
Ebert Trashing Dumb Movies," "Funny Quotes Archive," "Quoteland,"
"Funny Things Kids Say," "'Seinfeld' Quotes" and "Things People
Said."
04/10/00 - Even More Even
More Spring Cleaning
"Toys from Another Universe," "The Tongue Twister Database,"
"Spitwad game," "Poke Alex in the Eye," and five "Torture-a-Fish
Stress Relief Aquarium" extravaganzas.
04/03/00 - Even More Spring
Cleaning
Scratch 'n Sniff Activity Page, I'm Seeing Stars (horoscopes), What Does It Mean (auto
tags), Cats Are From Mars, Godzilla for Hire, Mr. T vs. the Pope, and AutoDave (Barry),
from our comedy sock drawer.
03/27/00 - More Spring
Cleaning
Look what we found under the bed, more Daily Surprise funny sites: Random Stupid Joke
Server, Pork and Beanie Babies, Smash Regis (Philbin), Internet Bumper Stickers, The Movie
Cliches List, more...
03/20/00 - Spring Cleaning
Time to clean out the comedy closet, offering linty fresh funny sites: Live Nude Cats,
Virtual Heckler, Shaggy Pun Test, Belgian Chocolate Car, Singing Cow, and The Really Big
Button that Doesn't Do Anything.
03/13/00 - Advice Advice
Five ways to get help: The Clever Eight Ball, Ask the Arrogant Bastard, A Stupid
Person's Guide to Life, Advice from Sir Charles Grandiose, and How to -- um, you know --
in the Woods.
03/06/00 - It's Raining
Dogs
Woof! Get a load of these puppies! Barfy the Dog, Lawnmower Chase, Doggie Horoscopes,
Dog Humor, Buckets, and What Breed of Dog Are You. Six funny pet sites.
03/05/00 - Mr. T's Theatre
The A-Team star spends his time protecting the kids down at the youth center,
acquiring more gold chains (you just can't have too many), and drinking milk. He's helluva
tough in these, foo, his best adventures.
02/28/00 - It's Raining
Cats
Purring along with feline comedy sites: Cat Dynamics, Zen Cat Box, Rock 'Em Sock 'Em
Kitty Cat, Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run, Alley Cat, and Bill Hall's Cat
Tales.
02/21/00 - Comic Kids, Too
More childhood sketches, including the funny page strips Claire, Henry,
Grand Avenue, Matt and Maynerd, Marvin, and Miss Peach.
02/14/00 - Comic Kids
With the unfortunate passing of Peanuts and Charles Schulz, it's time to move
onto other neighborhoods. Featured strips: Tiger, Agnes, Rugrats, Squinkers, Curtis,
and Meg!
02/07/00 - Whiz Quizzes
Okay, kids, time for pop tests! Comedy Trivia Quiz, Job Security Quiz, TheDave's
Ultimate I. Q. Challenge, Brain Food: Groaners, the Densa Quiz, and Sanity Test, from your
Guide and Wink Martindale wannabe.
01/31/00 - Cupid Soup
Getting romantic with spoonin' and spoofin' sites T-Bone's Whole Lotta Love, Geek Love
Machine, Dating Disasters, and the Sex Thermometer.
01/29/00 - W.C. Fields: An
Appreciation
A few words in tribute to the movies' loveable curmudgeon on the occasion of his 120th
birthday.
01/27/00 - Humor Daily
Surprise!
After a mysterious disappearance, your Guide returns online with some tickling treats,
including The Amish Laptop, Limerick Leaders, and Stupid Quote of the Day (big archive).
Plus, Sunday with Mr T.
01/17/00 - Humor Daily
Surprise at the Movies
Now showing in Cinema 1: Silly cinematic sites, including a dead-on spoof of The
Blair Witch Project. Blair Witch does have stuffed animals in it, doesn't
it? Also, bloopers & Tempt Charlie Sheen Game.
01/10/00 - Elvis Week
Celebrating the star's 65th birthday with seven rockin' all the time sites, like Jesus
vs. Elvis, Godzilla vs. Elvis, The Page that Turns YOU Into Elvis, plus two all-new astral
interviews with The Guide and The King.
01/03/00 - Peanuts:
Good Grief Week
Remembering the phenomenal achievements of Charles Schulz on the eve of his retirement
with selected comic strips, animations, trivia, and tributes.

