- "Are you plagued by Stuck Tune Syndrome? Do you have a tune stuck in your head you just can't get out? Take heart, friend, for your suffering is over. The Maimograph Machine, through complex analysis and calculation, will find an even catchier tune to counter-act the one you already have."
Yeah, but what about the aftereffects of listening to dopey instrumentals of "YMCA" and "Funkytown" and "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," among others? I tell ya, if this device plays "The Theme From 'SWAT,'" my head will shatter.
Uh oh.
Go: Maim That Tune
